Answer: "Identity: We must see a document in the name you want shown on the card. The identity document must be of recent issuance so that we can determine your continued existence."
One standing there is not suitable proof of continued existence. Nor is the fact that credit card companies continuously send you "preapproved gold card!!!" offers. Nor is the fact that your feet hurt. Continued existence is further not proven by having paid your library fines, by answering your cel phone, or by being able to recite all 50 states in alphabetical order.
An ID card from the Secret Girls Club that you have served as founder, president, and sole member since age 6 is not recent enough proof of existence, unless your membership has been updated in the last month, and your membership card contains a recent photo as well as the signed pledge, "I promise I will never kiss a creature that likes to touch frogs and bugs and play in the mud! Boys are gross and germy and have cooties and will never be allowed into the Secret Girls Club."
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