Friday, December 29, 2006
I am a WoW Widow
This is part of my excuse for disappearing from blogland for a while, anyway. My husband is addicted to World of Warcraft. However, his computer will NOT RUN IT. So I kindly let him use my computer. Which means that I don't do as much playing on my computer, because I look over at him and see him twitching from the WoW withdrawal symptoms, beads of sweat (magical cure-all sweat, worth 1 gold per drop) forming on the bridge of his nose, as he tries, tries, tries to not look at me with a sad, mournful, addicted gaze...because he really doesn't want to ask me if he can use my computer. He does not want to be annoying. But. It would be so great if he could just get his 38th level mage dwarf to 39th level tonight. And catch a few fish to sell. And kill a flying tiger or two.
OK. If you are unfamiliar with WoW, I'll let you know that I'm only making about half of that up. Guess which half?
To sum up, I am not only a WoW Widow, but I'm also a WoW enabler. I am also the perfect wife.
Also, if you email me, be sure to tuck a few gold pieces into your email. That's so Ironsalt will make sure it gets to me. Otherwise he might get distracted by a spell helps the wielder stay away all night without a single loss of a point of health.
OK. If you are unfamiliar with WoW, I'll let you know that I'm only making about half of that up. Guess which half?
To sum up, I am not only a WoW Widow, but I'm also a WoW enabler. I am also the perfect wife.
Also, if you email me, be sure to tuck a few gold pieces into your email. That's so Ironsalt will make sure it gets to me. Otherwise he might get distracted by a spell helps the wielder stay away all night without a single loss of a point of health.
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