Ravelry=Evil

Dear Ravelry,

I know that your plot is to beam subliminal messages into my brain as I (and many others, apparently) spend hours and days staring at your site. It must be. Your site is mesmerizing, hypnotizing, and the only reason that anyone would create such an addictive-like-crack site is for evil.

What I don't understand yet, however, is what you plan to gain by this plan. Surely you're not trapping all of those sets of eyes for no reason? Are you creating an evil army of knitters to use for your own private war? And, if so, against who?

Perhaps you plan a march against the abusive Acrylic Farmers?

(Yes, I'm on Ravelrycrack now. I'm just plain "Kerrie," if you're looking for me.)