The Apartment Song
Sung to the tune of "The Perfect Nanny" from Mary Poppins
Wanted: an apartment for two wonderful people
If you own some nice apartments
We would like to be your tenants
We're clean and sweet, don't smoke
won't let things get broke
We have two cats but they're very good
both old and sleepy with a quiet mood
One will sit when you tell him to
The other purrs, and cuddles you
If you'll let us sign a lease
We will take good care of your building
We won't be late on rent or have loud parties
Call you and complain, cause you fees
We know we don't have great credit
But we always pay our rent
Now our landlord is selling our building
Putting up townhouses, isn't he mean?
We've had some bad luck in business
Closing our store caused a credit mess
But we have a brand new good business
It's doing well, and we expect greatness
Please rent to us
and you will see
we won't be a fuss
we'll be trustworthy
many thanks
sincerely,
Kerrie, Scott and cats
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