reasons why I hate the rain

1. people who smoke clustering together in doorways, creating a wet smokey atmosphere
2. people with umbrellas not paying attention to other pedestrians, flicking water and poking people standing next to them waiting for the walk light with their umbrella prongs
3. people dribbling their umbrellas all over dry floors
4. people saying, "is it wet enough for ya?"
5. people playing let's-drive-through-splashy-puddles-and-try-to-soak-the-person-waiting-to-cross-the-street

I guess maybe it's not the rain that I hate so much. It's how people act in the rain.